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Cease Existance

As we grow up, we are given more and more responsibilities. No longer can we pee in bed and draw on the walls with markers. No more can we leave dirty dishes on the table and leave our toys and clothes all over the room. The older we get, the more we have to become invisible to the rest of society. we must clean up behind ourselves, and leave not a trace of where we once were, essentially becoming ghosts. Once we were able to show our love by leaving a shoe in the middle of a hallway knowing that someone would pick it up, knowing the ones who did cared about you. Now we must pick up our own shoes, and because of this, we live in constant fear of not knowing who really loves us. As we get older, we realise life is not full big messes of creativity, but of huge empty cleanliness, which, in time, forces us to become unimaginative, and to blindly follow society's rules. I am starting a revolution. I invite you all to leave your mark. Every morning, when drinking your coffee/tea/hot coc...

I'm Rich!

G'dmn. I am rich. Yes I am. I'm rich like Micheal Jackson when he punches someone, like in that old SNES game of his where a bunch of coins would fly out of his sleeve and engrave themselves into their skulls, except when I punch someone, a billion hundred dolla' bills ZOOM! out and slice the baddies into tiny morcels good enough to eat easily like sunday mourning! I'm so rich, my house has big red button in the middle of the room, and when you press it, BAM! your in space! Then I fly around in my big space contraption and freakin' land on the moon! In the moon! In it I'll have a huge laser beam which will then be used to oblitherate those pesky Oaky'S! BAM! No more Mars! I Have a huge canary shaped molecular annahilator which destroys one reality to replace it with my own, at the expense of myself. I'm so rich, my mind turns gold into diamonds!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA