I'm Rich!

G'dmn.

I am rich. Yes I am.

I'm rich like Micheal Jackson when he punches someone, like in that old SNES game of his where a bunch of coins would fly out of his sleeve and engrave themselves into their skulls, except when I punch someone, a billion hundred dolla' bills ZOOM! out and slice the baddies into tiny morcels good enough to eat easily like sunday mourning! I'm so rich, my house has big red button in the middle of the room, and when you press it, BAM! your in space! Then I fly around in my big space contraption and freakin' land on the moon! In the moon! In it I'll have a huge laser beam which will then be used to oblitherate those pesky Oaky'S! BAM! No more Mars! I Have a huge canary shaped molecular annahilator which destroys one reality to replace it with my own, at the expense of myself. I'm so rich, my mind turns gold into diamonds!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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